Sad

Texas Taliban

Like the Taliban
Texas wants subjugation
of women’s bodies

Source: /r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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Politics

Storming the Capitol

Culpable traitors
from body politic to
congressional rot

Source: /r/PoliticalHumor

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Shocking

If Privacy Isn’t Necessary

Remove all your clothes
Lounge on your bed spread-eagle
Crap with door open

Source: /r/mildlyinfuriating

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Funny

Hang Drying

I like to hang dry
Not a fan of laundry bat
Does not work on stains

Source: /r/hmmm

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Nature

Hungry Snow Leopard

Never have I chased
my dinner over a cliff
ram must be delish

Source: /r/nextfuckinglevel

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Police

Thin Blue Line

There’s a thin blue line
between serving people and
willful transgression

Source: /r/news

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Science

The More I Learn

Knowledge is power
the scientific method
deserves our respect

Source: /r/atheism

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Sad

Cleaned Coins

In all cleaned coin posts
The “don’t clean coins” crowd laments
Eye roll at comments

Source: /r/news

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Angry

Black Lives Matter

If you are triggered
You praise the orange shepherd
Dogs bark at thunder

Source: /r/news

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Politics

People Under 45

Blue garbage masher
squeezing fascism into pulp
thanks to the younglings

Source: /r/dataisbeautiful

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Nature

Rain Sounds

Nature’s sedatives
like weed and shrooms are enhanced
by tranquil rain sounds

Source: /r/unpopularopinion

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Pain

Pain Invalidation

Pain is personal
and cannot be measured by
anyone but you

Source: /r/TwoXChromosomes

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