Texas Taliban

Like the Taliban Texas wants subjugation of women’s bodies Source: /r/WhitePeopleTwitter

Storming the Capitol

Culpable traitors from body politic to congressional rot Source: /r/PoliticalHumor

Remove all your clothes Lounge on your bed spread-eagle Crap with door open Source: /r/mildlyinfuriating

I like to hang dry Not a fan of laundry bat Does not work on stains Source:…

Never have I chased my dinner over a cliff ram must be delish Source: /r/nextfuckinglevel

There’s a thin blue line between serving people and willful transgression Source: /r/news

Knowledge is power the scientific method deserves our respect Source: /r/atheism

In all cleaned coin posts The “don’t clean coins” crowd laments Eye roll at comments Source: /r/news

If you are triggered You praise the orange shepherd Dogs bark at thunder Source: /r/news

Blue garbage masher squeezing fascism into pulp thanks to the younglings Source: /r/dataisbeautiful

Nature’s sedatives like weed and shrooms are enhanced by tranquil rain sounds Source: /r/unpopularopinion

Pain is personal and cannot be measured by anyone but you Source: /r/TwoXChromosomes